I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*kicks Grim off*
"bad grim"
*runs in circles*

Two April Mornings

*goes to the elite fighting are at the back of the bar*
*calls forth his army of gypsy fighters*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*blows up a couple gypsy fighters*
*runs in circles*

Sir Skullcrasher

*slap April*
*slap pwnd*
*take out C4 and plant it around the bar*
*take out remote... "don't make me blow up this bar"*
*sips beer*
*I demand respect and 1 million dollars!!!*

I pwnd U

*vaporizes the remote*
"oops"
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

xxSilhouette

*runs in circles*

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*blows stuff up*
*runs in circles*

Two April Mornings

*calls forth a turkish man*
*eats his left ear lobe w/ beer*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows up an Appalachin Yeti*

Fallen Hunter

*walks back in*
*sets fire to Grim*
*sets fire to Pwnd*
*sets fire to april*
*burns things*
*sets fire to the beer*

The Revolutionary

*Finally gets aggrivated at the lack of an answer as to who lobbed the plasma grenade.*
*Casually saunters to the others, draws the Spirit of Blowing Things Up closer, blows it up an cackles fiendishly as half the bar is taken out in a burst of death.*
*Summons a couple of hot women, orders a beer, and sits amid the rubble.*

Sir Skullcrasher

*take out new remote*
"I got you now"
*take Sil as my hostage*
*sips beer*
"You can't take me alive, you hear!!!!"
*Fire at random peoples with my BFG-9000*

Two April Mornings

*unveils BFG 9001*
*pulls trigger*
JAMMED!

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

Sir Skullcrasher

*Hug April*
*take her as hostage*
"Ok, I want 1 million dollars and a truck load of Nintendo Wii and PS3 right now"
*sips beer while waiting for my demands*

Two April Mornings

*Deliver truckload of broken Wii and PS3*
*reffers to smashmywii.com and smashmyps3.com*
*grins, backs up truck over skullcrasher and rams it into bar*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

I pwnd U

*laughs at fallen*
"im already on fire nub*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Two April Mornings

*realizes he is one fire*
*drinks 2 x 40oz*
*wets himself to put out fire*

__________________
I looked at her, and looked again:
And did not wish her mine!

I pwnd U

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows up a table*

Sir Skullcrasher

*get up and look at the smashed PS3 and Wii*
*slap April and frag him with BFG-9500*
"Where is my 1 Million Dollars"
"I'm going to blow up the bar"
*hey, where is my remote*
*run around the bar looking for my remote*